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DisgustingMy Dearest,
PoofyFloofi,
Salutations my love for I have something to confess, to present the truth to you, to release the burden off my shoulders.
I don't know how to tell you this, but I fucked you'r car. I think I realised it when I did the sinful deed underneath
you'r roof and inside you'r garage and I saw you
masturbating as you watched my affair unfold upon you'r eyes. I'm sure you're mature enough to understand that when i placed my fat, juicy 10 inch. long tentacle penis inside your car's entrance I felt
alive.
I'm returning you'r custom made dildo, made specifically to look exactly like my dick to you,but I'll keep you'r also custom made pocket pussy as a memory.
You should also know that I was the one who took a shit on you'r bed and I also used you'r toothbrush to scrap dogshit of my shoes multiple times.
I apologize.
Daxxy - Teapot How to do this:
Dear (choose a random person) , I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).(12),(Your name)
I Don't wanna do the things at the bottom x'D
I Tag no one